So when we first got there, we noticed that there was a lot of junk mail and free newspapers on the doorstep. We assumed that this was because the mail man and delivery people were too lazy to stick it through the mail slot in the door - which to be fair is in the most ridiculous place at the bottom of the door.* Where it had been raining for some time, all the junk mail had turned to mush, and was rather slippery creating an death match obstacle worthy of the Running Man or Gladiators.
APOLOGY ALERT! Turns out the mail "person" wasn't being lazy - the previous owners had NAILED THE MAIL SLOT SHUT! WTF??
It's still not going to stop me from putting up the "No Free Newspapers or Junk Mail Please" sign.
*Any one considering putting their post slot at the bottom of the door - DON'T! As someone who suffers from back pain - it's the most inconsiderate place to put it!
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